Chris has an odd adventure

Chapter I
It all started when I was having an argument with my four year old kid sister Sonya...
“And that’s why I have the Nintendo Wii!” I shouted
“Why do you get to be older than me!?” screamed Sonya
“Because I was born first!” I yelled at her
She pouted as she stomped off into her room and slammed the door
The next day I woke up in my bed as usual, I got up walked down stairs and couldn’t help but feel that something was wrong as I walked into the kitchen, grabbed a box of cereal and poured it into my sonic bowl, as I poured the milk onto my sonic Os
I realized what was wrong, I called out to my mum, “ Mum?!” I called
“Yes?” she called back
“where is Sonya?” I enquired
“she left for school early, she said she was going to meet with her friend” she replied
“oh ok” I finished
When I finished I got up and walked out the door, on the way to school I saw Sonya chatting with a girl about my age her pink hair was in was in to bunches on the sides of her head.
At first glance I knew I was in love, I walked across the road towards her, our eyes met and it looked like she felt the same way about me, I wasn’t paying attention then but a bus was about to hit me, the girl with pink her noticed it she suddenly closed her eyes and looked angry. I was confused then suddenly I noticed the bus I instantly crouched tried to shield myself, then suddenly the bus seemed to just pass straight through me, I was so confused I had no idea what just happened I looked around at the girl looked relieved suddenly I was on the pavement with her I was still disorientated when I arrived at school.
I noticed that the girl was in my class I was expecting the teacher to announce that she was a new pupil but she didn’t announce anything she didn’t even give her any work to do in any of the lessons we did I leaned over to her and asked “ how do you get out of doing any work?” I asked, she just turned, smile and giggled at me. “CHISTOPHER WHAT DO YOU THINK YOU ARE DOING???” yelled my teacher Mrs. Newt
“ talking to this girl” I answered
And the class started laughing for some reason…
“WHAT BLOOMING GIRL???” shouted Mrs. Newt
“this one!” I said pointing at her
“THAT’S IT! I HAVE ZERO TOLERANCE FOR STUPIDITY GO TO THE HEAD MASTERS OFFICE NOW!!!” Mrs. Newt screamed
I plodded out the room and the girl with pink hair followed me out,
“Who are you?” I asked her
“Someone who wants to see you on the back field at lunch!” she said happily
I blinked and she literally vanished into thin air…


Chapter II
I sat in the head masters office I couldn’t believe my bad luck!
I had to meet a girl who I thought wanted to go out with me on the field and the head master had given me a lunch time detention!
So after missing lunch I went back to my lessons with an unhappy stomach
I looked for the girl with pink her in class to tell her that I was kept in detention but I couldn’t see her anywhere
On the way home I saw her holding a paper shopping bag and she was beckoning me over, This was my chance I thought
I ran towards her and stopped just in front of her
And I immediately said “I’m so sorry I wasn’t at the back field I got kept in detention by the head master!” I explained
“Its ok I guessed that happened” she said understandingly
“anyway” I said, “what is in that bag of yours?” I asked
“oh!” she said “something for you!” she exclaimed excitedly
“close your eyes and hold out your hands!” she said whilst bouncing up and down
I did as she said I felt something in a plastic casing put in my hands and something put on my head,
I opened my eyes to see a sailor outfit in a plastic bag and I noticed I had a sailor hat on my head
“whats all this?” I asked
“listen” she whispered
“I want you to wear it tomorrow come to the back field like you were meant to last time, The head master is going to put you in detention again but I’m going to put a little something in his coffee that will keep him out the way.
“Ok...” I said nervously
“see ya!” she shouted then she turned and ran off
I left the sailor hat on just in case she was watching me and walked home.
When I got in Sonya started laughing at me
“what happened to all that talk about you being the big brother thats the kind of thing a baby would wear!” laughed Sonya As I walked in
“Shut up!” I said “everyones wearing it nowadays get with the times!” I continued as I walked up the stairs
I walked into my room and locked the door shut, I looked in the mirror and looked at the sailor hat, Sonya was right it did look like the kind of thing a baby would wear
But I thought to myself “I’ve got to endure wearing this hat and the rest of the outfit if I want to stand a chance at getting this girl”
So the next day I got up in my bed to hear my mum shouting “Chris get out of bed and get dressed!”
I jumped out of my comfy bed and was about to put on my sonic top when I remembered I had to wear the sailor outfit, I grabbed it off the back of my chair and put it on, It fitted perfectly
Which was strange because yesterday It had looked a bit to small
I noticed there were no buttons on it, It was just a pull on.
So I put it on and was about to walk down the stairs when I thought “I can’t let my mum see me wearing this!” I called down to her “mum I have to skip breakfast I have to get to school early today!” I lied
I dashed down the stairs and out the door with my mum seeing me
I got to school and I saw people looking at me and giggling I ignored them and walked into class
Mrs. Newt saw me and most unbelievable thing happened..
She smiled
I sat down and looked at the worksheet
It was a maths test
I hated maths
It was the most boring subject ever so I just did the usual thing
55+22 = ?
43+29 = ?
100X20 = ?
2+2 =?
7+9 =?
And so on...
Eventually It was time for my lunchtime second lunchtime detention...
I walked into the headmasters office sat down
And he said “hello there Chris do sit down at let your punishment continue
I sat down
He took a big gulp of his coffee and suddenly grabbed his stomach, He ran to the bathroom and slammed the door
“Laxative” I happily said to myself as I walked out of the head masters office

Chapter III
I ran to the back field to see the girl in pink stood there with a dark pink bag next to her with the word BABY on its side and what I thought was a toy magic wand sticking out of it
I ran over to her and she squealed happily “you wore the sailor outfit you look so cute”
I smiled uncontrollably at this I thought she meant cute as in handsome how blind I was...
Then she said “hold still and close your eyes!”
I did I heard her pull the wand out her bag and felt it tap me



For some reason I felt different I opened my eyes and I was horrified at what I saw.
go to babymilestailsprower.deviantar… to see the image I got inspiration for this story from
and it also works as an illustration for this part all credit for the picture goes to babymilestailsprower

I didn’t and still don’t understand how but she had turned me into a baby!
She picked me up and said “alright Chris lets go home”
How did she know my name?
I tried to ask but there was something in my mouth I pulled it out, It was a dummy!
Again I tried to ask her but all that came out of my mouth was babble
I couldn’t talk I was a baby
I felt an odd sensation
Then I realized what it was
I was going to cry
I didn’t want to cry though
But I couldn’t stop myself I started crying
The girl with pink hair looked down at me and said “oh Chris don’t cry I only did this to you because I read your mind and knew you wanted to go out with me, And this is what I do to boys who want to go out with me so they leave me alone because I don’t want to go out with anyone right now.”
That explained how she knew my name and why she did this to me but it didn’t explain how she read my mind or how she turned me into a baby...
“So now you know why I did this to you probably want to know how. Well... I come from a family of witches and wizards so yes that makes me a witch.
You know its really offensive how we are always depicted as evil people with green skin and disgusting noses
We really aren’t like that” she said as she walked out the school gate
“don’t worry no one will even notice your gone” she giggled



END OF PART I